The Knight Of The Jar

The Knight Of The Jar

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    I’m watching House on Haunted Hill



“Can’t believe I’ve not seen this…”



    
    
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    House on Haunted Hill on tvtag

I’m watching House on Haunted Hill

“Can’t believe I’ve not seen this…”

Check-in to House on Haunted Hill on tvtag

This….is me.  (at Tesco Extra)

This….is me. (at Tesco Extra)

Whoa…there was a crap drawing on a parcel I received… 

#poosday #dumpingsoon #smokeyjoescafe #joeturd

Whoa…there was a crap drawing on a parcel I received…

#poosday #dumpingsoon #smokeyjoescafe #joeturd

#marmite on a train

#MarmiteMonday #MrMarmite

#marmite on a train

#MarmiteMonday #MrMarmite

#sh*thappens #dumpingsoon #smokeyjoescafe #joeturd

#sh*thappens #dumpingsoon #smokeyjoescafe #joeturd

Chicken soup allegedly with a hint of garlic…with a splash of bags chilli sauce. 

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice

Chicken soup allegedly with a hint of garlic…with a splash of bags chilli sauce.

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice

Cereal for supper. 

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice

Cereal for supper.

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice

I found your Newcastle office Huwj!  (at Smokey Joe)

I found your Newcastle office Huwj! (at Smokey Joe)

Chicken curry and rice. 

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice  (at Fat Buddha Bar & Kitchen, Newcastle)

Chicken curry and rice.

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice (at Fat Buddha Bar & Kitchen, Newcastle)

It’s the sh*t that nightmares are made of…. 

#dumpingsoon #smokeyjoescafe #pooger

It’s the sh*t that nightmares are made of….

#dumpingsoon #smokeyjoescafe #pooger

Time for lunch… Smoothie from Boost. 

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice

Time for lunch… Smoothie from Boost.

#tacky #weirdalyanovic #isthisasmartfoodchoice

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

(via coy0te)

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.
 - Winston Churchill (via daxxxx)

(Source: the-random-quotes, via daxxxx)

Shit happens….again.

They’re coming back…

Something fecal this way comes….

Oh yes indeedy….sh*t is going to happen!